Misadventures in Babysitting

I recently reread the first three books of The Baby-Sitters Club series, and the nostalgia was overwhelming. I remember being inspired back in the day to make my own “kid kit” and be the best babysitter EVER. I’ve been blessed to care for children of all ages, and I like to think that I made some kind of positive impact on their lives. This is starting to sound heartwarming so let me put on the brakes because this is not about the good times. Be honest; you’re here to laugh at my expense. 😂 This is a more accurate description of what you’re about to read:

Just to be clear, I am a responsible babysitter, and nothing dangerous has ever happened in my care. The tales I’m about to reveal weren’t directly my fault, just a handful of humorous and unfortunate events.

– Board Game Gone Wrong –

The brother & sister I was babysitting suggested we play chutes and ladders, and I eagerly agreed because I thought it would be fun to relive my childhood. I have to be honest and tell you that I got beat fair and square. I didn’t come in first place nor did I come in second; I was dead last. This particular board game is meant for kids, and even though I had no intention of beating my young companions, I didn’t think I would be so terrible. We hadn’t been playing long before the sister turned to me and said with a straight face: “You’re really bad at this game.” There is nothing quite as humiliating as an insult from someone who is less than half your age. I haven’t played that game since.

– Late Night TV –

This particular situation was mostly my fault, but have no fear because it had nothing to do with my young charges. For an extended period of time, I had a steady babysitting job with a family who lived in my neighborhood. One night while sitting at their house, I decided to watch some television after the kids were sound asleep; of course I had the parents’ permission. It was late at night, and there was a thunderstorm brewing. Of all the things I could have watched, I settled on a crime show. That was my first mistake. I eventually decided TV was a bad idea, and picked up the book I brought with me which just so happened to be a mystery. That was my second mistake. My third and final mistake was leaving only one lamp on. I’m not sure why, but I never turned on the room light to make myself feel safer. It was a tense few hours. I didn’t know nighttime could be so noisy! I can’t even tell you how many times I checked the doors and windows to make sure they were locked ( once I built up the courage to do so ). When the parents arrived through the garage, I naturally thought they were murderers until they stepped into the house and greeted me by name. That was the last time I ever watched a crime show or read a mystery while babysitting.

– I Cry Fowl –

I will ease you into the fourth and final story with the typical babysitting story of a bird in the garage. It happened while I was outside with the “chutes and ladders siblings” for some fresh air and playing time. While taking a brief break from the sun, a curious bird joined us. He was harmless, but I couldn’t help panicking. The brother’s personality was unpredictable, and I pictured him opening the door and accidentally letting our new winged friend inside the house. Of course I had to cage (get it?!) my fear so the kids wouldn’t panic and do what I just described. I spoke softly and encouraged them to stay still so the bird wouldn’t feel threatened. He explored a little more and flew away, never to bother us again. Crisis avoided! I swear the animal kingdom is out to get me.

– Dino and the Popsicles –

I realize that the title sounds like a cool band name, but the following events are anything but cool. Literally! I was once again babysitting my neighbors, but this time it was during the day. The parents provided popsicles and told me the kids could play outside. Simple enough, right? WRONG!! When the time came, the siblings grabbed their cold, refreshing popsicles, and we ventured outdoors into the unbearable heat & humidity. After some quality playing time with their dog Dino, the sister informed me that she had to use the restroom. I thought nothing of it until she went to turn the doorknob, and nothing happened. I thought the door was stuck because that is normal in Texas, and I gave it a try. Nothing happened, and my heart started to sink into my stomach. I took some deep breaths and reminded myself that I had to stay calm because I was in charge of two kids and one dog. I made my way to the front of the house to try the garage door; I brought along the sister because she was old enough to stay calm and help me with the code to open the door from the outside. I managed to get the garage door open, but the door to the house was locked, and we had no luck finding the spare key. Trust me, I searched high and low. I had told the brother stay in the backyard with the dog; thankfully the garage wasn’t far from the gate so the sister and I pulled double duty keeping a close eye on them. Unfortunately that didn’t work. The little boy gave in to his curiosity and opened the gate before we could reach him. That wasn’t my main concern. Remember who he was with!! I spent the next 10-15 minutes running up and down the street yelling “DINO!!” No, this is not an unaired episode of The Flintstones. I desperately tried to shepherd him into the gate held open by the sister while simultaneously keeping my eye on the brother because, as you already know, he was very unpredictable (typical at his age). He tried to help by joining in with his small but mighty voice, but really it was just more noise and extra stress. Finally I got that darn dog into the backyard and locked all of us in. I had a mischievous dog and two sweaty, sticky kids in my care, and I felt helpless. I hated to pull them away from something important, but I had to inform the parents of our predicament since I had tried every other way to get back inside. Thankfully I had my phone on me so I called and left a calm, collected message. I spent the next hour or so keeping the kids distracted on the trampoline until their parents came to our rescue. I profusely apologized and fully expected to never work for them again. The parents shocked me by apologizing about their faulty lock, which they forgot to tell me about before leaving, and applauded my ability to stay calm in a stressful situation. I did indeed work for them again, and thankfully the preceding story was the worst experience I ever had, both with them and with babysitting period. It was a tough experience to go through, but I learned a lot.

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Can’t Help Falling in Love

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Three months ago this blog post was 75% complete and well on its way to being published.  Despite my August deadline, I was feeling uninspired and decided to walk away for reflection.  I missed the opportunity to connect this post to August, “Romance Awareness Month”, but I would much rather publish content I am proud of than meet deadlines for the sake of being clever.  That being said, allow me to set the stage for this project that has been a labor of love (HA!).  Back in April, I made two collages of Gilbert Blythe and Anne Shirley from “Anne of Green Gables” in honor of Jonathan Crombie.  When I found out August was “Romance Awareness Month” (who knew?!!), I immediately put my Photoshop skills to work and made collages for my favorite TV and movie couples.  This project is near and dear to my heart.  The couples I have chosen are fictional, but their stories inspire me because they have substance.  Personally, I am not fond of glorifying the physicality of relationships.  Less is more!  I recently watched the BBC miniseries “North & South” for the first time.  The main characters do not interact romantically until the last few minutes of the series, and yet I felt tension and passion throughout; I did not need to see more in order to empathize.  It was absolutely brilliant!  I strongly believe purity and subtlety go a long way, much further than graphic details.  We should all have high standards and use the term “love” with caution.  Go ahead and call me a “hopeless romantic”; I accept that label with open arms.  :)

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**These stories come from either a TV show or a movie, not book(s)**

*** It is hard to keep track of so much content.  Feel free to notify me of any mistakes. ***

*** I recommend you click each image to make it bigger ***

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Counting down from #6, let’s meet our couples!

6. Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly

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What: Television Show, 2005 – 2013

Title: “The Office”

Jim and Pam

Jim Halpert: “Not enough for me? You are everything.”

I could name specific episodes, but I wont because there is at least one Jim and Pam moment in every episode.  The list would go on and on and on!!  Instead, I recommend that you take the time to watch the entire show.  It is hilarious so time well spent.

Jim and Pam’s Love Story (SPOILERS):

“The Office” Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/ustheoffice/featured

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5. John Thornton and Margaret Hale

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What: Miniseries, 2004

Title: “North & South”

John and Margaret

Margaret Hale: “It offends me that you should speak to me as if it were your… duty to rescue my reputation!”

John Thornton: “I spoke to you about my feelings because I love you; I had no thought for your reputation!”

“North & South” Trailer:

John and Margaret Montage (SPOILERS):

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4. Captain Frederick Wentworth and Anne Elliot

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What: Film, 2007

Title: “Persuasion”

Captain Wentworth and Anne

Captain Frederick Wentworth: “I imagined myself indifferent to her but I was only angry and resentful. Too late… too late I began to understand myself and her.  Never have I met her equal in good sense or sweetness of character. She’s perfection itself. I’ve never loved any but her.”

“Persuasion” Trailer:

Frederick and Anne Montage (SPOILERS):

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3. Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet

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What: Film, 2005

Title: “Pride and Prejudice”

Mr. Darcy & Elizabeth

Mr. Darcy: “Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain, and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment.  I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you… I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family’s expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.”

Elizabeth: “I don’t understand.”

Mr. Darcy: “I love you.”

“Pride and Prejudice” Trailer:

Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Montage (SPOILERS):

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2. Almanzo Wilder and Laura Ingalls

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What: Television Show, 1974 – 1983

Title: Little House on the Prairie

Almanzo and Laura

Laura Ingalls: “I took Ma’s advice and didn’t say anything more about Almanzo. I guess I knew I’d always be Half-Pint to Pa, but I was just as sure that I would someday be Laura Ingalls Wilder.”

“Little House on the Prairie” Trailer:

Almanzo and Laura Montage (SPOILERS):

Important Episodes to Watch:

Almanzo And Laura Meet – “Back to School” Parts 1 and 2 (Season 6, Episodes 1 and 2)

Laura Gets Jealous – “Annabelle” (Season 6, Episode 5)

Almanzo Starts to See Laura as an Adult – “Wilder And Wilder” (Season 6, Episode 20)

Almanzo Falls in Love With Laura – “Sweet Sixteen” (Season 6, Episode 22)

Almanzo Proposes – “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not” Parts 1 and 2 (Season 6, Episodes 23 and 24)

Almanzo and Laura Get Married – “Laura Ingalls Wilder” Parts 1 and 2 (Season 7, Episodes 1 and 2)

*** From this point on, the newly married couple are seen on and off on the show.  The following are some of my favorite episodes post-wedding. ***

Laura Thinks Almanzo is Having an Affair – “Divorce, Walnut Grove Style” (Season 7, Episode 7)

Almanzo And Laura Get Their First Taste of Parenthood – “Nephews” (Season 7, Episode 14)

Laura is Pregnant – “I Do, Again” (Season 7, Episode 20)

Almanzo Comes Close to Death – “Days of Sunshine, Days of Shadow” Parts 1 and 2 (Season 8, Episodes 17 and 18)

Almanzo And Laura Lose a Child – “A Child With No Name” (Season 9, Episode 18)

Baby Rose Wilder is Kidnapped – “Little House: Bless All The Dear Children” (Movie)

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1. Gilbert Blythe and Anne Shirley

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What: Film Trilogy – 1985, 1987, and 2000

Titles: “Anne of Green Gables”, “Anne of Avonlea”, and “Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story”

Gilbert and Anne

Gilbert Blythe: “Anne, There’s not going to be any wedding anymore.”

Anne Shirley: “You’re gonna get well, Gil. I know you are.”

Gilbert Blythe: “I called it off. It wouldn’t be fair to Christine. There would never be anyone for me but you.”

“Anne of Green Gables” Trailer:

“Anne of Avonlea” Trailer:

“Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story” Trailer:

Gilbert and Anne Montage (SPOILERS):

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Shoutout to my fellow November 5th babies.  Happy birthday!!  :)

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* * * Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly

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* * * John Thornton and Margaret Hale

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* * *Captain Frederick Wentworth and Anne Elliot

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* * * Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet

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* * * Almanzo Wilder and Laura Ingalls

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* * * Gilbert Blythe and Anne Shirley

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